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Cafe Disaffecto is the fourth episode of Season 1 of Daria and the fourth episode of the series overall. It originally aired on MTV March 24, 1997.


Daria, Jane, and Quinn are coerced into raising money for a new student coffee house, which involves Daria reading one of her stories on opening night.


A computer is stolen from alt.lawndale.com, the student cybercafé in Lawndale. English teacher Timothy O'Neill mentions this in class for discussion, as a break from studying Romeo and Juliet. Kevin fails at expressing his feelings on the theft and vandalism...after first denying having anything to do with it. Jodie feels angry about the robbery, though she admits the cafe served a limited clientele.

Daria mocks the teacher's statement about being cut off from the "virtual community," stating sitting in a room staring at a computer screen and not talking to anybody for hours doesn't constitute a community. Misunderstanding Daria's comments, O'Neill decides to reopen the establishment as a more traditional coffeehouse.

At the Morgendorffer house, Daria, Helen, and Jake talk about extracurricular activities. Helen insists that Daria do something outside of school, so that Daria can include it in future college applications. She ends up convincing Daria to look for an activity by threatening to send her to Music Camp (an activity Daria detests). Daria argues that colleges care more about whether prospective students can afford tuition (and Jake proves no help to Helen's argument) but Helen is not to be dissuaded. Daria ends up volunteering for the coffeehouse, choosing to raise funds instead of performing on stage. She convinces Jane to join her by finding a reason she would accept—namely, the chance to see inside houses and make fun of people's tastes.

Other students are also involved in fund-raising: Kevin and Brittany try to sell wrapping paper, magazine subscriptions, CD's/cassettes, and flower seeds to Anthony DeMartino, who refuses to buy anything on the general principle that he does not want to underwrite further student indolence. Quinn uses her feminine wiles to convince/ manipulate a guy named Danny into buying long-distance phone cards.

Daria and Jane sell chocolate bars door-to-door. Their first client is Mrs. Johansen, an obese woman who is short of breath and who faints while talking to them. When Mrs. Johansen insinuates that she is forbidden to eat chocolate by her doctor, Daria refuses to sell her any bars, despite the woman's pleas to buy their whole supply.

Back at school, Principal Li reprimands the two students for not having sold anything and having refused to sell to a willing client, despite Daria's explanation of Mrs. Johansen's medical condition. Fortunately for them, the lack of money from the aborted chocolate sale is compensated by the huge success Quinn has in selling phone cards. Unfortunately, Daria still has no credit for the coffee house opening, so she agrees to read at opening night. After considering and passing over several of her old stories, she decides to write a brand new one.

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The opening night comes, and the coffee house (called Café Lawndale) has several performers: a male rock musician sings some lines before destroying his own guitar on stage; Brittany and Kevin attempt to do Romeo and Juliet's balcony scene; Andrea reads some lines of her poetry. Finally, Daria reads her new story, a spy thriller presenting the female secret agent Melody Powers. The originally disinterested audience slowly warms up to Daria's story and bursts in applause and cheers at its concluding.

The following day, at breakfast, Jake reads in the newspaper the side effect to the success of Daria's story: some Lawndale Lions had formed an anti-communist rally and had attempted to stone the Russian embassy (despite the lack of one in Lawndale), forcing the closing of the Café Lawndale. Daria calmly notes that she's already got her extra-curricular credit and they can't take it away—now she just needs to keep an eye out for the next time her parents try to make her do one...

The episode concludes with the robbery of Café Lawndale that night.




alt.lawndale and alt.coffee logos, as first noticed by It Really Makes You Think podcast.

  • This is the first canon appearance of Melody Powers. This fictional-character-within-the-series would get a strong backing and response by the fandom.
  • The logo for alt.lawndale.com is modeled after then-hip-now-dead New York cafe alt.coffee.
  • The episode was not part of the first half of the Daria Day marathon to open Season 2. Jane said it was not airing for "complex technical reasons" - "They lost the tape," said Daria - but it later aired after everything else and another College Bored rerun.
  • In 2000, MTV created a Virtual Lawndale website feature, which said the cafe has been closed down ever since this episode!
  • O'Neill states he identifies with Daria's essay about being a "misfit whom everyone hates"; in The Daria Diaries, he would say Daria reminds him of himself as a child.
  • Daria seems to have confused hypoglycemia with hyperglycemia (high blood sugar). However, Daria still made a correct medical decision anyway: while it is medically advisable to use sugary snacks for hypoglycemia, candy bars and chocolate contain too much fat and would slow the release the glucose.
  • Jane asks Daria is she knows CPR and Daria implies she doesn't. In "Water Safety" she was shown how to perform CPR, which is either because Glenn Eichler wasn't taking that Beavis and Butt-head episode as canon (real-world answer) or because Daria panicked or was otherwise afraid/reluctant to try it on Mrs. Johanssen (in-universe answer).
  • The provider of the coffeehouse equipment is shown to be AAAA Restaurant Rentals, as their name is shown on the coffee machine stolen at the end of the episode.
  • In "Boxing Daria," Daria states she started writing violent revenge fantasies at age 15 "just to get a reaction": her Melody Powers story is not an isolated incident, but something she's been doing since Highland High (though her parents don't seem to find out about this one).
  • The original name of the student coffee house, alt.lawndale.com, was later used as the name of a Daria fandom website that claimed to be the third unofficial Daria site created. The site is no longer maintained or updated.
  • Cafe Disaffecto was a part of the Daria Sarcastathon 3000 marathon. In the intro to the episode, Jane makes a dig at one of Daria's sister shows on MTV, the once-popular Road Rules ("buried...underneath the maggot piles of Road Rules reruns").
  • In this episode, Mr. O'Neill says that he identifies with Daria's essay about being "a misfit who everyone hates." This is further supplemented by the Daria Diaries, in which O'Neill says that Daria reminds him of himself as a child.
  • As well as the first Melody Powers story "Where the Future Takes Us", Daria has written:
    • The Bleakness That Lies Ahead
    • No Life, No Hope, No Future
    • Mommy's Little Hypocrite

The freshmen seating chart

  • Kelly and Tania are seen sitting together later in the same episode. Les and the black Jennifer later resurface as part of the Lawndale High Track Team.
  • The seating chart for a freshman class is also shown. As well as the Three Js, Tiffany, and Skyler, we learn there's:
  • The class must have changed at some point, as later Quinn, Stacy, Sandi, and Corey are seen in the same class as Tiffany, Joey, Jeffie, and Jamie. Shane and Cindy are named after Daria staff that they've been modeled on; Ruby may be the background character "Sour Red" (because she's a redhead in it).


  • During two separate shots when Daria and Jane are talking with Mrs. Johansen, Jane's eyes are colored in black instead of blue.


Cafe Dissaffecto Transcript

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